Wait I love the word Scandiknavery
that should happen
Also prostisciutto, affluenza and mirthquake are gems.
Scandiknavery (deceit or trickery by Scandinavians)! Balloonatic (a person who is balloon-mad)! Saccharhinoceros (a lumbering person with an excessively effusive or affectedly sentimental manner)! Alcoholiday (leisure time spent drinking)!
For whatever reason, these words never caught on.